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when the stupidity of the world is just too much, I grit my teeth an laugh.
Reblogged from butt-nugget, Posted by fuckyeahchristinaandmelissa.
Reblogged from scentofpentelpens, Posted by jillypooh.
bromance-enthusiast: heyfunniest: “NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.” “Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.” “HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.” “I’m not your brother.” “HOLD MY HAND.” “Fine. “HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.” “Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—” “THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!” “How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?” “THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!” “…” “…” “…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

Reblogged from digni-tea, Posted by almightybob.
digni-tea: yup

digni-tea:

yup

(Source: almightybob)

Reblogged from shankill-butchers, Posted by kanyewesticle.

(Source: kanyewesticle)

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

(Source: wearethedreamcatchers)

Reblogged from velocifaggot, Posted by lolheylookitstessa.
yes

yes

Reblogged from hellinhighheels, Posted by msjeng.

(Source: msjeng)

Reblogged from spaced-0ut, Posted by mrgif.
spaced-0ut: rad

spaced-0ut:

rad

Reblogged from f-uckyourmom, Posted by thedailywhat.
funniest10k: thedailywhat Invalid Argument of the Day: I have no idea what you’re talking about… so here’s a photo of world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat. [@petersagal.]

funniest10k:

thedailywhat

Invalid Argument of the Day: I have no idea what you’re talking about… so here’s a photo of world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat.

[@petersagal.]

(Source: maxfuckingbemis)